1. Being a twentysomething isn’t always easy when you’re a grandma at heart.

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2. Half the time you’re like, “I’m young! I should go out! See the world! Go crazy!”

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3. But the other half of the time you’re like, “lol nah.”

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“What’s all the fuss about? Just leave me to rest in my PJs. God.”

4. There are very few instances when you’re ever in the mood to go clubbing.

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5. And on the rare occasion you do make it out, it’s only a few minutes before you’re wishing you’d never left the house at all.

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6. You think about sleeping pretty much all the time.

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7. And spontaneous plans are your personal pet peeve.

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Because it’s usually cutting into time you’ve already allotted for rest.

8. You’re the master of making up excuses as to why you can’t go out.

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9. And there’s nothing like the sweet, sweet relief of someone cancelling a plan.

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(Because it saves you having to do it yourself.)

10. But your affinity for cancelling plans does sometimes put you in a bit of a predicament.

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It’s a never-ending cycle.

11. Your ideal socialising environment is in a warm house, wearing comfy clothes and preferably wrapped up with a blanket.

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12. If you participate in drinking, you’d rather do it at home while watching one of your favourite TV shows.

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13. And you’re staunchly opposed to shots. Nice alcohol only.

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14. While everyone else seems to have every social media going…

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15. …you’re basically a mum when it comes to simple things like texting.

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You are every confused parent ever.

16. So you’re completely and utterly screwed whenever you have to update your phone.

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You’ll just put it off until your phone refuses to work anymore.

17. You like to be in bed by 10.

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Or any other reasonable time. Like 10.15.

18. And for you, the only thing worth spending tons of money on is delicious food.

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Sweet Jesus, yes.

19. Online dating is not your cup of tea at all.

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Speaking to strangers and then meeting them in a busy place full of more strangers? No thanks.

20. And all your wild nights involve binge-watching Netflix shows when you shouldn’t be.

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21. You’re a sensible dresser, so seeing people who aren’t really stresses you out.

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You’ll always carry a scarf with you, and you shiver just looking at people who are dressed like it’s summer when it’s obviously FREEZING.

22. Which is why it’s rare to find you in any type of uncomfortable shoe.

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No heels for you. No sirree.

23. Sometimes you get FOMO and feel like you should be “making more of your twenties” by going out loads like the people you see on Instagram.

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24. But then you look deep inside yourself and realise you’d much rather be like this:

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25. Sure, you’ve been accused of being a boring 23-year-old…

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I mean, being “boring” is subjective anyway, so whatever.

26. …but you’d much prefer to describe yourself as a RESPONSIBLE 23-year-old instead.

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And there’s nothing wrong with that, is there?